If Horses were Humans

When your horse doesn't understand you.

When you have served your purpose.

When you look at your horse the wrong way.

When your horse "accidently" trods on your foot.

When you are about to take your horse out for a ride.

When you mention your horse is getting a lil on the chubby side

When you dare enter your horses holy grail without a treat.

When your horse sees an object that it's not familiar with.

When you are brushing out your horses tail and he farts in your face.

When you try to do the girth up but your horse gives you "that" look..

When you talk to your horse in a baby voice.